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• Mui Yee: I'm in a super good mood here
• Me: aha~ anything special happenin’?
• Mui Yee: nope. or perhaps I watch too much of ‘How I met your mother’ and the Barney’s evil spirit takeover mine.
• Me: as in barney the purple dinosaur?
• Mui Yee: No, as in the character in the series. Heck it. you know what? you are right! It’s Barney the dinosaur and all the little kids will grow up as devils.
• Me: have you seen my recent post in Tumblr about how childhood stories corrupt children? That Tarzan walk around naked, Pinocchio was a liar, and Snow Shite stay together with 7 adult men.
• Mui Yee: Hahaha! Interesting! And this is by you?
• Me: nope, I stole it from someone else and park it in my site.
• Mui Yee: what?! you thief!
• Me: hey that’s how you use Tumblr!
• Mui Yee: ok...
• Me: wait. are you kidding or serious? Never mind. You ass!!
• Mui Yee: Aha! So you like to kiss my ass!
• Me: oh sh!t.. I mean.. please don’t sh!t when i kiss your ass
• Mui Yee: [not listening] Gosh.. I didnt know u have a crush on my ass. Now I know why you like to stand behind me! You always staring down at my lovely ass!!!!
• Me: Mui Yee! Don’t make me whack you!
• Mui Yee: [sighing] “whack u blah blah blah”, this is how guys say “I have lost, and I can only resolve to force.”
• FELIX = 0 - MUI YEE = 1
• In conversation pretty lovely Mui Yee (I was forced to write this by the mean insulting evil girl)

• Natalia: Hello. You there?
• Me: Yea. Morning. Whassap?
• Natalia: Nothing. I had a nightmare last night.
• Me: Like I don’t reply you anymore ever again?
• Natalia: Lol. You won’t be so cruel won’t you?
• Me: It depends. I’m not Jesus. I have dirty desire, unhealthy thought, and tendency to harm others. I’m a human just like you.
• Natalia: Okay, but I don’t have dirty desire, unhealthy thought, and tendency to harm others. We’re both human, but it seems we’re different.
• Me: Sure. I’m the honest type, you’re the hypocrite.
• Natalia: Ptooey! [spitting]
• Me: Thank you. You just proved that you have unhealthy thought, and you just hurt my feelings. It’s just the matter of time until I spot your unwholesome desire.
• Natalia: …so I’m a bad person now?
• Me: Of course. And you are REALLY a bad person if you just know it now. Now that’s the difference between us.
• FELIX = 1 ; NATALIA = 0